someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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