Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Boobs are out for the taking
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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