I just made out with a guy for $7.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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