Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
