whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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