so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
whose ass print is on the piano?
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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