you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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