The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
BRING THE BAGELS
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
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