She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
how do flat chested girls get laid?
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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