Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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