I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
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