she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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