erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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