You can't motorboat a personality
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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