His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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