He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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