it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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