The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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