he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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