Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
