we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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