would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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