if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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