I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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