We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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