my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
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