we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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