I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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