Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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