they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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