found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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