Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
im having a threesome with these popsicles
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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