And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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