suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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