On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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