What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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