I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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