Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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