is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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