Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
