I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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