But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
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