this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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