i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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