like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
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