That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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