I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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