fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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