have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
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