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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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