I'm drive I can fine osifer
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Randomize
