My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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