This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Randomize
